Today's word of the day is "macchiato," which, near as I can tell, is Italian for "all over the outside of a cup." I know this for a fact because I just bought a "caramel macchiato" coffee beverage at the quasi-Starbucks conveniently located in the Motorola cafeteria, and there is caramel stickiness all over the outside of the friggin' cup. Ants are forming a single-file line outside my cube to get a crack at this cup when I'm done with it.
Send help. My hand is stuck to my mouse.